NEIGHBOR TO NEIGHBOR
September 2006
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“SPEEDERS BEWARE”
Dear Home Owner or Resident:
“Gentlemen, start your
engines!” So, commenced the “Drayton Chase”. Sure,
it’s not Daytona or
You never hear their tires
screech to a halt as they approach the “Stop Sign” at
But folks, here is the
problem, when they win, we all really loose. You see, despite the metaphor,
this is really not a super speedway. To those of you who know this, are
conscientious, obey the speed restrictions, careful, and slow down, thank
you—you need to read no further (the “you” referenced below is not “you”).
However, for the rest, in NASCAR vernacular, this “Bud is for you” even if you
think you are Dale Earnhardt Junior.
There seems hardly a day
when I do not see or hear about reckless speeding throughout the neighborhood.
In retrospect, what saddens me the most are not
necessarily the speeders, but the realization that most speeders are residents.
To those speeders, not only do you not care about the law, but you also do not
care about the safety of neighbors, that is a travesty is need of expeditious
resolution.
For these reasons, the DPHOA
has decided to implement a “Speeders Beware Program” that is dedicated to those
certain residents that, mindless of the consequences, choose to speed. Contrary
to my satire, the life of child is far to steep a price to pay
because you are in a hurry. Thus, the DPHOA believes it must do whatever it
can to address this situation even though some of you will demand my “recall”
or threaten “impeachment”-so be it. The preservation of life has a higher
priority and weighs far heavier than any threats. With this being said, the
DPHOA is enacting the following “Speeders Beware Program”:
1. All residents will
remind themselves of the traffic laws (35 mph in residential areas), be conscientious
(not waking their neighbors with high-beams, pounding music, screaming
engines—at 2:00 A.M.), and if they see nearby children, residents, parked cars,
SLOW DOWN (not speed up). The good neighbors will gladly agree to do (and
already are doing) the first step, no need to read the rest—and thanks. If not,
“you” had better read on…
2. Don’t Speed
“or else” (I think this is pretty simple).
3. “Or else”. We hear
regular reports of certain SUV’s, Range Rovers, etc speeding through the neighborhood.
If any residents see a speeder, please e-mail the DPHOA a vehicle description,
tag number, date, location and time of speeding, and if possible, address of
speeder. Upon receipt and verification, the DPHOA will commence “violation
process” against the speeder and seek the imposition of fine because this is
covenant violation. This will be deemed an “offensive activity and nuisance”
that is prohibited by Article XI, ¶4 of Covenants. In addition, the DPHOA is
requesting that no vehicles be permanently parked on the streets—use your
driveway or garage. Sure, we all have those guests that frequently visit
that park on the street---no big deal; however, if you live at the house,
park in your garage or on the driveway. There is ample space if resident is
single family use. If not, this is covenant violation that will also
be enforced (some homes have six cars with three on street—this will not be
tolerated and will be fined)
4. The DPHOA will
provide the Sheriff’s office with the names of speeders and request speed
enforcement at identified peek hours and locations. In other words, the DPHOA
will work with the Sheriff’s office to slow you down.
5. The DPHOA is
currently is discussions with the Public Works department regarding the
installation of speed bumps, speed restrictions, signage, and painting of cross
walks, children at play signs, etc, to slow down speeders. All final decisions
regarding location, resolutions, cost will be discussed at duly noticed Board
meeting with resident input requested.
Hopefully, the preceding
will help, but the greatest help is simply DO NOT SPEED. As we start
this program, I would like to know you thoughts, suggestions, and particularly,
whether you are supportive of these efforts that many will oppose. Together, we
can all make our neighborhood a better place to live—so let’s do it, if not for
you, for the kids (our kids) that play outside, they are worth whatever
price.
Thanks for
all your help in improving our neighborhood. Hope to see you at the next
meeting. Please watch for the date, posted at the front entrances shortly
Sincerely,
Sandy
Taylor
President,
DPHOA